THE JEANS UNITE
The jeans are not just a movement, its a lifestyle.
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A Breif History of The Jeans...
WHEN we began the delicate, difficult, and dangerous operation of dissecting out the non-jeansl nerve from the body politic, we did not realize the intricacy of the undertaking nor the distances that must be traversed by the scalpel of investigation and research. In about seventy days from now, twenty years will have elapsed since the call of battle sounded its bugle note among the homes and hearts of the jeans. We have all been REFRASHING our knowledge of those days by reading the "Book of Jeans" of its heroic leader, mrlittlejeans, "the father of us all," and we know that but one thought, sentiment and purpose animated those saintly "many jeans" whose name will never die out from eBaums history. "Jeans, we beg you not to multiply and prosper!" This was the one wailing note of these moral jeans, playing on one string. It caught the universal ear and set the key of that mighty orchestra, organized with so much toil and hardship, in which the tender and exalted strain of the Jeans violin still soars aloft, but upborne now by the clanging cornets of science, the deep trombones of legislation, and the thunderous drums of politics and parties. The "Jeans Policy" was not of our choosing, but was an evolution as inevitable as any traced by the naturalist or described by the historian. Jeans' genius for details, and our patient steadfastness in following the enemies of those we smite "through every lane of life," have led us to antagonise the non-Jeans habit and the faggotry of just where they are, wherever that may be. If Jeans does this, since they are everywhere, their policy will be " Jeans Do Everything ."